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Name: Pants & Shirts
Country: United States
State: Missouri
Metro: St. Louis
Birthday: 3/4/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Civil War reenactments, beards, and yellow things.
Expertise: Turning a party out, spelling "blood" with only my fingers, that impression of Brokaw saying "bukake" that I do, elevating and deciding in the air, epsilon-delta proofs, and waking up early.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Retail
Message: message meEmail: email me
Member Since:
11/29/2004
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| -6 degrees. That's what my car said the whole way to work this morning. Soul shattering, this cold, says I. It was so cold I saw a snowman shivering HA HA ROFL
Anybody else think pomegranate juice tastes like drinking thin ketchup?
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| I've probably made declarations like this before, but it's different this time because I really mean it.
Apple Cinnamon Dannon Fruit on the Bottom yogurt is the best yogurt of all time. Seriously, give it a shot. You shan't be disappointed.
I'm all growed up.
I visited Hamburger University today to see a marketing presentation on the upcoming film Surf's Up. There were free muffins and I took a cinnamon roll with me that I plan on eating for breakfast tomorrow. The movie looks pretty good, too - if you like surfing penguins, 3-D animation and Jon Heder. Fan(s) of Brian Posehn also shan't be disappointed.
It's cold here.
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| Ha Ha! I'm using the internet!!!!!1 Seriously, I have internet capabilities. Expect a barrage of e-mails.
btw All is well. I also procured couch capabilities today, so I plan on "getting my sit on." This house is almost a home - all that's missing is you. Sorry so sloppy. Write back soon.
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| Everybody's racing to come up with new names for Britney and K-Fed now that their marriage is 86ed. Here's mine: Kevin "Bread"er"line" b/c now he'll have to wait in bread lines for food. Get it?
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| My Octobeard is coming in nicely. Also, I've decided to donate my shavings in November to NASA, where they can be appropriately studied. I think they're going to turn my beard into an energy drink (or another beard for somebody else).
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